“Now then, boys, what time is it?” she asked once she was fully standing.
Alec shot up off the floor, a huge grin spreading from one side of his face to the other.
“Bed time!” he cried and made a running leap for his bed.
Nathan did the same, scrambling to get into bed, but Jane started speaking before the covers were fully pulled up to their chins.
“Little boys should be off to bed.”
“With covers thrown over their heads,” the boys chimed in response.
“And adventures they’ll find within their minds.”
“If only they go to bed!” they all finished in unison.

I’ve received some notes from readers regarding this scene, asking me if it was something my mother said to me.  Well, sorry, it wasn’t.  I had to make this one up on the spot, because the one my mother said to me wasn’t around until the 1900s.

When this scene popped into my head, I knew I had to use the chorus that my mom used with me and now uses with the grandchildren.  I find this one far better than the one I wrote, but alas, it wasn’t around in time for Jane to use it with the boys.  Tell me if you’ve heard of this one:

“To bed, to bed,” said Sleepyhead.

“Oh no, oh no,” said Moe.

“Put on the pot,” said Greedygut.  “We’ll eat before we go!”

See, the thing with my mother is I never know if she’s made something up or if she’s picked it up from somewhere.  I knew from this bedtime ritual that her father had said it to her, so I was fairly certain it had come from somewhere else.  A quick search on Google led me to this:

“Come, let’s to bed,”
Says Sleepy-head;
“Tarry a while,” says Slow.
Sleepyhead, Slow and Greedy
“Put on the pot,”
Says the Greedy one,
“Let’s sup before we go.”

-The Little Mother Goose, 1912

I can most definitely see how this nursery rhyme became the very short rendition my mom says with the grandkids these days, but it also reflects the strength of traditions passed from one generation to the next.  It was this transformation that pushed me to write something for Jane and the boys.  Jane struggles with not being able to be a mother to her own natural born children.  However, as seen throughout the book, Jane learns that she is, in fact, a mother in other ways.  This bedtime ritual solidifies her relationship with Richard’s sons and is an added element in her blossoming character.

1. I prefer potato chips with my ice cream.  Thank you, Ben & Jerry’s, for realizing this is a thing.
2. All I ever wanted to be when I grew up was Indiana Jones.  Check out the dedication to my first book, Son of a Duke, if you don’t believe me.  It made college seem really pointless.
3. I’m afraid of stairs and swamps.  Because of a muscle deficiency in my right eye, I don’t have depth perception.  Every time I walk down a flight of stairs, I take my life into my hands.  And swamps.  Really?  Do I need to explain that one.  Hello, totally creepy.
4. I learned all of the words to Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week” when it first came out, and I can still sing all the words today.  And yes, I still don’t have any friends.
5. I first saw Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s on Thanksgiving Day back in the 90s.  And I’ve adored her ever since.
   

So there you go.  Those are really the important things to know about me.   Stay tuned for this week’s newsletter: cover reveal for Inevitably a Duchess as well as the release date.  Eek!  I’m so excited!